Wow! You like us! You really like us! Awesome. We like you too. Unfortunately, we’re stranded on a deserted tropical island way outside of shipping lanes with no rescue in sight, and we only have internet access if a random superyacht passes by with an unsecured wi-fi connection (thanks, David Geffen!).

But, we really do want to hear from you, so please send us an email at

hello@maroonedtunes.com.

We will write back, and we’ll send it to you the next time a billionaire floats by.

In the meantime: this whole superyacht thing is fascinating. Have you seen this?

The Haves and the Have-Yachts

Luxury ships attract outrage and political scrutiny. The ultra-rich are buying them in record numbers. By Evan OsnosJuly 18, 2022